WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I need to calm my uterus...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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