What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
