You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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