About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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