he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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