physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
