And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You can't motorboat a personality
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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