Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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