This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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