I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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