No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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