would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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