we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
Randomize
