I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Couch. On fire.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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