from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have fence marks all over my body
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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