Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
