he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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