I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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