put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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