There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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