if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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