kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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