you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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