Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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