No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
