I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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