I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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