Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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