Duck Duck Cougar?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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