There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I look better un-naked...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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