are you so shy because you have an std?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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