I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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