So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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