My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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