We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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