anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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