if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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