She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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