Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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