Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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