she woke up with a sticky ear
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Randomize
