he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Help me help you realize you are a moron
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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