My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
