i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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