just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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