Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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