Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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