all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
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