You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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