I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
