Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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