He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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