I just saw a hot homeless man
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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