How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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