The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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