these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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