Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
